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elephant
pyjamas
pajamas
which is it?
the eternal conundrum
please vote
or, you know... not
bokeh
bicycle
bicycleh
bocycleh?
who knows
who cares?
who's on first
ah, wrong marx bros joke
PYjamas pls
x marx the spot, yes?
i broke for bokeh
or whoever this bike belonged to did
or he braked, and I co-opted him for bokeh
mammoth
spiderweb
you should have seen the spider who crawled out of my bag this morning
or you shouldn't if you don't like them
he was THIS big
THAT big?
rly?
NFW
easy
also? way
if not bigger
i had to fight him
it was me or the spider
and I'd just used up my ammo on the elephant
had no save games left
and energy levels were low and no medipacks were around
scary, yes?
damn, what did you do?
how did you excapes?
where have you gone nao?
also? Do you like coffee?I should ask that now, yes?
and would you have coffee mebbe with a dino?
I promise not to stomp you. unless you ask me to
would you stomp the spider if he came back?
it's not like elephants and mice, is it?
you'd scream and run away?
nope
I will stomp anything (also? anyone) you ask
swear
a lot
good. see that carl person over there? the really loud one?
pls to stomp?
for your friendly neighbourhood balloon?
happily. also? with feeling
say buh bye Carl Person
once more with feeling?
again? there isn't much left to stomp
*stomp* *stomp*
remember the simpsons episode with the elephant?
stompy
bart won him on a radio show
and they wouldn't give him his prize
heh, do I ever
so he goes to the radio station and stands outside
yelling, 'I want my elephant, I want my elephant'
and then it cuts to grandpa joe and friend whose name I have suddenly forgottered
who are sitting there listening to the radio
with some elevator muzak on and barts voice comes in faintly, 'I want my elephant, I want my elephant'
and grandpa simpson's friend, and I have no eye deer why I called him Joe up there, turns to grandpa simpsons and says
ah, they're playing the elephant song.
I love that song. It reminds me of elephants.
*snigger*
Jasper
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