The White House, as it appears in 2022. This is an improvement over the view from 2016 to 2020, when (pick one ... or as many as you wish): Annoying Orange, Butternut Berlusconi, Cadet Bone Spurs, Cheatolini, Clownigula; Coup-pa-loompa, Coup-ssolini, Covfefool, Dick a L'Orange, Dolt 45, Don Con Jovi, Donny Dangerfield, Donny Poo, Douche Bigelow, Douche Nozzle, Douche of Hazard, Droolius Geezer, Dubious Caesar, Eric's Dad, Filet o' Fool, Former Government Employee, Genghis Con, Girth Vader, Girth Wind & Liar, Gold Yeller, Golden Idle, Guilty as Noticed, Hair Farce One, He Who Shall Not Be Named, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" Actor, Il Douche, IQ45, Jabba the Gut, Jackass O'Lantern, King Baby Coward, Lalacolluda, Lardo Caltreason, Lex Loser, Lingering Orange Fart, Loser, Male Pattern Fraudness, Mango Unchained, Mar-A-Lardo, Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan, Mayor McTreason, Melania's Husband (for now), Mount Flushmore, Mr. Not-President, My Little Phony, Oaf of Office, Old Whack Donald, Old Yeller, Our Crazy ex-POTUS, Penis Pumpkinhead, President L. Ron Chubbard, President Spanky, Previous Occupant of the Oval Office (POOO), Racist Sexist Pig, Rumple Thin-Skin, Rumpty Dumpty, Schmuck à l'Orange; Scooby Coup, SCROTUS, Shaved Grimace, Sir Eats-a-Lot, Stonewall Jackass, Sulk Hogan, Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-Potus, Swampy Don, T****, Tangerine Ball Bag, Tangerine Palpatine, Teeny Weenie Peeny Musolini, That Corrupt Motherfucker, That Fucking Lunatic, That Madman, The Big Lie-bowski, The Centaur of Gravity, The Danger Yam, The Defendant, The Flag Fondler, The Floridian Fondler, The Fraudfather, The Nortorious B.I.G.O.T., The Old Man and the Pee, The Once and Future Defendant, The Quarter Flounder, The Recount of Monte Cristo, The Slobfather, Tighty-Whitey Bulger, Traffic Cone of Treason, Trumpet, Twitler, Tyrant-A-Sore-Ass-Wreck, Uncle Scam, Vanity Manatee, Voldaorange, Walker: Taxes Evader, Waxed Gritty, Winnie the Coup, Y-M-C-A-hole, You Know Coup was in the Oval Office – although he was more often then not out on a gold course, cheating that that game, too. (Washington DC – April 15, 2022)
