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"Anger Management"

"Hey -- don't you throw that pen at me!" the receptionist complained.
"I didn't throw it, it was a gentle toss.
My arm couldn't reach through your window,"
To the lady I explained.


I was five minutes early for my appointment.
The paperwork would take at most ten.
My appointment would have to be rescheduled.
Next week, I'd have to come back again.

"You can't give me another five minutes?!"
"So sorry," said she. "We're heavily booked."
"But there's no one else in the waiting room,
And believe me, I've certainly looked."

"Calm down, please, sir. It's obvious.
You've become really very upset."
"Well, you aren't helping!" to her, I replied,
Which is as rude as I normally get.

So, from a holster in my mind, a gun I produced.
Or better yet, an AR-15
And fantasized destroying her and the whole waiting room,
Until by my anger management counselor, I'd immediately be seen.

B. Kite -- 2/5/2024

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Taken on: February 12, 2024
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