Céad Mile Fáilte Romhat (Oh...and Happy St. Patrick's Day)

If/when I grow up I want to be Irish.

-- Caution: Joke ahead --

Throughout Italy I kept seeing the same golden telephone on a marble column. At each, I asked about it and the answer was always the same. It was a direct line to heaven and I could call for a thousand dollars.

Then I went to Ireland. I decided to attend a local village church. When I walked in the door I noticed the golden telephone. Underneath it there was a sign stating: "DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN: 25 cents." "Father," I said, "I have been all over Italy and in all the cathedrals I visited, I've seen telephones exactly like this one. But the price is always a thousand dollars. Why is it that this one is only 25 cents?"

The priest smiled and said, "Darlin', you're in Ireland now. It's a local call."

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Taken on: March 10, 2009

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