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Got Milk ? ...

            "Yep, That's Right...  I Got My Milk..."

While playing with her friends and pretending to have their own bakery (their specialty being Cow-Pies), 
MOOlissa HOOFstadter found herself becoming "udderly" parched in the South Florida heat and decided to stop playing and to go find her Mom, Elsa.

One of her so-called friends, Angus,  attempted to BULLy her into staying, but she wasn't taking bull-sh*t from anyone and yelled at him to "MOOve outta my way!" as she tried to push him over.
Angus laughed as he replied:
 "Ha! We-Bulls-Wobble, but we don't fall down!"

"Just get outta my way, Angus!" MOOlissa cried out.  
"I don't want any beef with you; but I'll drop-kick you all the way to InstanBULL..." she called back at him as she hoofed it across the field.

Meanwhile, her mom, Elsa, was relaxing in the shade along the fenceline, singing a song from her favorite MOOsic band, The MOOdy Blues, and sipping a cold deCALFeinated drink.
Elsa HERD MOOlissa and called to her.
The youngster hoofed it toward her Mom, complaining how thirsty she was; but as she approached her Mom, MOOlissa noticed her mom had stopped drinking her deCALFeinated beverage and was now eating some money that had blown down the fenceline.

"Mom! What are you doing!? Why are you eating that money!?" 
"Oh, Sweetie, I want to give you some nice rich milk..."

MOOlissa smiled as she walked up to Mom.

As MOOlissa finally got her drink she HERD Mom calling out to some friends:
 "DONALD... DAISY ... C'mon over here..."

MOOlissa asked : "Mom, why do you need to call them over here now?"
"Sweet MOOlissa,"  (yes, besides the MOOdy Blues, The Allman Bros is a favorite of Elsa), 
"... I called Donald and Daisy over here because I thought you might want some milk AND quackers..."



   

Taken on: October 17, 2016

Tags:

Cow

Mother

Milk

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Farm Animals

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D300s

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Camera: Nikon D300S, f/9.0, 1/640 sec, 150mm (=225mm), ISO 640 (more info) (hide info)

Camera:	Nikon D300S
Lens:	150.0-600.0 mm f/5.0-6.3
Aperture:	f/9.0
Exposure Time:	0.002 sec (1/640)
Focal Length:	150mm (35mm equivalent: 225mm)
ISO:	640
Exposure Bias:	+2/3 EV
Flash:	No Flash
Exposure Program:	Manual
Exposure Mode:	Manual
Metering Mode:	Spot
White Balance:	Manual
Light Source:	Fine Weather
Gain Control:	Low gain up
Saturation:	High
Sharpness:	Hard
Color Space:	sRGB
Software:	Adobe Photoshop Elements 11.0 Windows
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